why do straight guys say “no homo” like our species is called homo sapiens we are literally all homo
omg guys tumblr user philslesters is a big meanie and bullies me i have proof go unfollow NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
One time I was at the grocery store with my mom when an older man starts staring at my ass and the worst part was that he was standing next to his wife and kids so I start staring at his crotch and squinting really hard even tilted my head to the side a little and let me tell you I have never seen anyone look more embarrassed in my life and I have never felt more accomplished it was fantastic
Dolphins see themselves in a mirror
everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror
Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.
WHY DID THEY CHANGE IT TO WHERE THIS THING HAS TO BE A TEXT POSTS WTF